Why My Nuts Hurt
Because one of Dallas' many fine "urban" youth decided that he'd break a freakin' window in my car and steal a radio that had no face on it. Topping that off is the fact that the douchebag didn't notice that I DON'T LOCK MY FUCKING DOORS, for that specific reason...douchebags break windows. I'm now declaring a jihad against all "urban" youth in America. Notice I haven't even mentioned the $110 window that I have to replace.
Top that off with the fact that I spent about 10 man hours trying to fix my f'ing car (which I got done with some help from my old man) and you can see why my nuts feel like they've been on the business end of an Ike Turner coke-fueled rage.
Oh, and let us not forget that Becks had the deadly combo of vomits and shits yesterday (he's fine today, if you cared) and it's been quite trying in my world.
On the bright side, got to The Pub (link on the right) twice this weekend.
Watched TONS of soccer as well (Fulham v MLS All-Stars, United v Jap Team Who's Name Escapes Me, Arsenal v Porto, Arsenal v Ajax, Chelsea v AC Milan), keeping in mind that this is preseason friendly season, here's some quick observations:
1. Arsenal's new kits, both home and away, are treeeeeeemendous. I love them both, almost makes we wish I was an Arsenal supporter...almost.
2. Either the MLS is catching up with the rest of the world, or Fulham is gonna suck, suck, suck. Yes, I realize that it was an MLS All-Star team, but man, they destroyed Fulham. Dark days ahead at Craven Cottage if things stay that way.
3. Rui Costa's goal in yesterday's game was truly a site to behold. Unreal.
4. Thierry Henry is good.
5. Kleberson is not.
6. Owen to United, kinda gives me a happy feeling in my shorts...but that might just be the rash.
7. If Lenny had seen Rooney's goal this weekend his reaction would have fallen somewhere between, "Cheeky" and "Jammy Cunt". The latter, I'll never really fully understand the meaning.
8. If last weeks results are any indication of future results, there's gonna be utter chaos and upheaval on the Green end of Glasgow.
One week until the Nottingham Forest Immediate Promotion Season begins at Huddersfield.
Two weeks until the EPL kicks off, and honestly, I can't wait.
Wier.
Top that off with the fact that I spent about 10 man hours trying to fix my f'ing car (which I got done with some help from my old man) and you can see why my nuts feel like they've been on the business end of an Ike Turner coke-fueled rage.
Oh, and let us not forget that Becks had the deadly combo of vomits and shits yesterday (he's fine today, if you cared) and it's been quite trying in my world.
On the bright side, got to The Pub (link on the right) twice this weekend.
Watched TONS of soccer as well (Fulham v MLS All-Stars, United v Jap Team Who's Name Escapes Me, Arsenal v Porto, Arsenal v Ajax, Chelsea v AC Milan), keeping in mind that this is preseason friendly season, here's some quick observations:
1. Arsenal's new kits, both home and away, are treeeeeeemendous. I love them both, almost makes we wish I was an Arsenal supporter...almost.
2. Either the MLS is catching up with the rest of the world, or Fulham is gonna suck, suck, suck. Yes, I realize that it was an MLS All-Star team, but man, they destroyed Fulham. Dark days ahead at Craven Cottage if things stay that way.
3. Rui Costa's goal in yesterday's game was truly a site to behold. Unreal.
4. Thierry Henry is good.
5. Kleberson is not.
6. Owen to United, kinda gives me a happy feeling in my shorts...but that might just be the rash.
7. If Lenny had seen Rooney's goal this weekend his reaction would have fallen somewhere between, "Cheeky" and "Jammy Cunt". The latter, I'll never really fully understand the meaning.
8. If last weeks results are any indication of future results, there's gonna be utter chaos and upheaval on the Green end of Glasgow.
One week until the Nottingham Forest Immediate Promotion Season begins at Huddersfield.
Two weeks until the EPL kicks off, and honestly, I can't wait.
Wier.
posted by Bob Sturm's Sports Merkin at 9:58 AM
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