Why? Why? Why?...

...the fuck would you fly ANYTHING out of Columbia?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/08/16/venezuela.crash/index.html

Other than the fact that I'd never set foot in Columbia, or South America for that matter, I can't possibly see any reason to get on a plane down there. For the love of God, have you seen how our local south-of-the border residents drive? And you trust one of them to fly a plane? Good fucking luck. Gimme a local's donkey to ride out of there, that'll suit me just fine...or better yet...I'll just keep my ass in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Viva la Mexico.