Flood of Emotions...get it?

Things that are just boiling to the surface of my human skull today:

My left foot is fucked up and I can't figure out why. I'm thinking it's time to consult a professional...

Somewhere, many years ago, in the swamps of Louisana, there was a grandfather alligator who was telling his disbelieving grandson alligators, "Boys...someday, I don't know when, there will be a glorious moment where we can swim freely amongst the humans and feast like kings, mark my words..."

Non-food looters should be killed or fed to the alligators.

I can say this without any reservations...Bourbon Street has never smelled better.

The early returns are just as I predicted in the EPL, with the exception of Newcastle sucking balls and Alan Curbishley looking for a new job already. I haven't given up on Bolton, but I'm starting to worry. Yes, it's only 4 games in.

Arsenal couldn't have hand-picked a better Champions League draw.

Wedding Crashers is pretty good. Broken Flowers was shit.

I laugh when I see kids in the Little League World Series cry.

I'm gravely concerned about the lack of MILF's at said LLWS as well.

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots (our {SportsDouche Management Inc.} fantasy football team) is looking strong...not however, as strong as Duck Butter's http://blogduckbutter.blogspot.com.

I'm shifting my jihad from the "urban" youth of Dallas to Harrah's, which recently purchased Imperial Palace...

I fear for the future of Forest.

I found this guys blog the other day, and it makes me giggle...http://thecasualfriday.blogspot.com

Two days until Fightin' Aggie Football kicks off thier 8-3 season.

Twelve days until Red Raider Football kicks off their undefeated month of September.

Before I go to bed every night, I pray for two things...a bigger dingdong and a winless season for Texas. Judging by recent measurements, Texas is in for a long season.

Gotta find a place to watch football on Saturday's this fall...any suggestions?

England draws with Wales this weekend, and the general footballing public over there goes out of their minds...on both ends.

Bavarian Grill in Plano is good German food. Go hungry and get your schnitzel on.

MegaMillions is $131mm this weekend. Buy a ticket and donate to my future.

Speaking of Lotto, I saw a bumper sticker once that read The lottery is a tax on people who don't understand probablity. I'm not sure what it meant, but I can assure you that the driver didn't understand the probablity of me beating them to death with a tire iron, did they?

Brain and bowels are both empty, now.